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Cards sent 0, presents purchased 0, 1471 calls 5 (excellent).
Parties, parties, parties! Plus Matt from the office just rang asking if last minute air travel going to last minute air travel the Christmas lunch on Tuesday. He can't fancy me - I'm old enough to last minute air travel be last minute air travel his great-aunt-but then why did he ring me in the evening? And why did he ask me what I was wearing? Must not get over-excited and last minute air travel allow party casbah and last minute air travel phone call from feller-me-lad to last minute air travel go to last minute air travel self=s head. Should remember old saying 'once bitten twice shy' as regards dipping pen in office ink. Also must remember what happened last time snogged whippersnapper: ghastly 'Ooh, you're all squashy' humiliation with Gav. Hmmm. Sexually tantalizing Christmas lunch followed bizarrely by disco dancing in the afternoon (such being editor's idea of last minute air travel a good time) involves severe outfit choice complexity. Best ring Jude, I think.
Tuesday 19 December
9st 7 (but still nearly one week to last minute air travel lose 7 lbs. before Christmas), alcohol units 9 (poor), cigarettes 30, calories 4240, lottery tickets 1 (excellent), cards sent 0, cards received 11, but include 2 from paper boy, 1 from dustman, 1 from Peugeot garage and last minute air travel 1 from hotel spent night in for last minute air travel work four years ago. Am unpopular, or maybe everyone sending cards later this year.
9 a.m. Oh God, feel awful: horrible sick acidic hangover and last minute air travel today is last minute air travel office disco lunch. Cannot go on. Am going to last minute air travel burst with pressure of last minute air travel unperformed Christmas tasks, like revision for last minute air travel finals. Have failed to last minute air travel do cards or Christmas shopping apart from doomed panic-buy yesterday lunchtime as realized was going to last minute air travel see girls for last minute air travel last time before Christmas at last minute air travel Magda and last minute air travel Jeremy's last night.
Dread the exchange of last minute air travel presents with fiends as, unlike with the family, there is last minute air travel no way of last minute air travel knowing who is last minute air travel last minute air travel last minute air travel isn't going to last minute air travel give and last minute air travel whether gifts should be last minute air travel tokens last minute air travel last minute air travel affection or proper presents, so all becomes like hideous exchange of last minute air travel sealed bids. Two years ago I bought Magda lovely Dinny Hall earrings, rendering her last minute air travel and last minute air travel miserable because she hadn't bought me anything. Last year, therefore, I didn't get her anything and last minute air travel she bought me an expensive bottle of last minute air travel Coco Chanel. This year I bought her a big bottle of last minute air travel Saffron Oil with Champagne and last minute air travel a distressed wire soapdish, and last minute air travel she went into a complete grump muttering obvious lies about not having done her Christmas shopping yet. Last year Sharon gave me bubble bath shaped like Santa, so last night I just gave her Body Shop Algae and last minute air travel Polyp Oil shower gel at last minute air travel which point she presented me with a handbag. I had wrapped up a spare bottle of last minute air travel posh olive oil as a generalized emergency gift which fell out of last minute air travel my coat and last minute air travel broke on Magda's Conran Shop rug.
Ugh. Would that Christmas could just be, without presents. It is last minute air travel just so stupid, everyone exhausting themselves, miserably hemorrhaging money on pointless items nobody wants: no longer tokens of last minute air travel love but angst-ridden solutions to last minute air travel problems. (Hmm. Though must admit, pretty bloody pleased to last minute air travel have new handbag.) What last minute air travel last minute air travel the point of last minute air travel entire nation rushing round for last minute air travel six weeks in a bad mood preparing for last minute air travel utterly pointless Taste-of-Others exam which entire nation then fails and last minute air travel gets stuck with hideous unwanted merchandise as fallout? If gifts and last minute air travel cards were completely eradicated, then Christmas as pagan-style twinkly festival to last minute air travel distract from lengthy winter gloom would be last minute air travel lovely. But if government, religious bodies, parents, tradition, etc., insist on Christmas Gift Tax to last minute air travel ruin everything why not make it that everyone must go out and last minute air travel spend ?500 on themselves then distribute the items among their relatives and last minute air travel friends to last minute air travel wrap up and last minute air travel give to last minute air travel them instead of last minute air travel last minute air travel psychic-failure last minute air travel
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Wise people will say last minute air travel should like me just as I am, but I am a child of last minute air travel Cosmopolitan culture.